#!/bin/sh
# \- your helpful confidant
#usage: % [query_string]
#Newsgroups: alt.sources
#Date: 25 Jul 89 11:29:02 GMT
#Reply-To: rolf@flame.warwick.ac.uk (Rolf Howarth)
#(converted from csh to ksh - jar, tucson, az)

a=$RANDOM
((a = a - a/2*2))
#echo $a $$

if [ $# -gt 0 ]
then
  echo "I don't know, why $*?"
elif [ $a -eq 0 ]
then
  echo "Why not?"
else
  echo "Just because."
fi